I am a trauma and general surgeon in the suburbs of a major metropolitan area. No, I will not tell you which one. I see all kinds of crazy shit on a daily basis, and I started this stupid little blog so that I wouldn’t forget the stories. It turns out other people enjoy reading them too. If you have a story about stupid patients, stupid doctors, or stupid anything, please email it to me at firstname.lastname@example.org. I always keep names anonymous and change little details to protect privacy.